Firefighter Jokes One Liners
Firefighter joke 1 the fire brigade phones george graham in the early hours of sunday morning.
Firefighter jokes one liners. This week has seen us sitting at home in the evening with the fire lit so the theme for this week s one liners is fire jokes. Someone threw my 70s records on the fire. The remote control slips from his hand.
One cold and dark night outside a small town in minnesota a fire started inside the local chemical plant. This joke may contain profanity. Because then he wouldn t have anything to do in the afternoon.
Mr graham sir white hart lane is on fire the cups man. See all of our jokes categories here. Light travels faster than sound which is.
It said no matches found. I got fired on my first day as a car salesman. Easter pick up lines firefighter pick up lines st patrick s day jokes thanksgiving jokes halloween jokes.
Save the cups cries george. He told himself i am a fire chief i m not going to wait in line he went to the angels guarding the gates and said let me in i m a fire chief the angels replied you ll have to wait in line like everyone else sir while waiting at the back of the line he saw a sedan pull up with red lights and a man got out wearing a white helmet that said chief. No car no.
What do you call a bunch of homosexuals on fire. As normal don t expect any originality or hilarity bought a friend a fire extinguisher. How do you put out a fire.
Searched online for something to light a fire. Russian dolls are so full of themselves. Take away one part of the fire tetrahedron or the chief.
The fire might be out but you are still smoking hot. Firefighter one liners joke. When the fire fighters appeared on the scene the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said all our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant.
I got fired from my job because i kept asking my customers whether they would prefer smoking or non smoking. Apparently the correct terms are cremation and burial. Then later i can show you the truck.
You treat that with mouth to mouth resuscitation and the fi. It was a disco inferno. I am over 18.
One of the firefighters says johnson here was suffering from smoke inhalation sir the chief says smoke inhalation. How can you tell when a firefighter is dead. The hotter you get the faster we come.
Two firemen are butt fucking in a smoke filled room. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get in to the pearly gates. If you enjoyed this page you may also like.
Play with fire and you end up burnt but play with a firefighter and you end up wet. Wanna slide down my pole. The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you re signing someone s cast.
Trust me i m a fire fighter. The chief walks in and says what the hell is going on here. I will give 100 000 to the fire department that brings.
Give a a fire company 3 new tools to try out and after 30 minutes one will be broken one will be lost and the other pregnant. A fire chief died and went to heaven.
