Funny Bible Pick Up Lines
You must be a bible verse because i can t stop memorizing you.
Funny bible pick up lines. Since we ve been told to reduce waste these days what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire. The best funny christian pick up lines for those people who have more biblical knowledge than skills in attracting the opposite sex these funny christian pick up lines should help you break the ice and maybe get a side hug at your bible study youth group or christian college campus. Four plus four equals eight but you plus me equals fate.
If nothing lasts forever will you be my nothing. That is after jesus completes me. Did it hurt when you fell.
If i were to ask you out on a date would your answer be the same as the answer to this question. I got inspired from ed newton ed newton a guest speaker at xtreme winter 2013. God told me i can break my fast for you.
Christian pick up lines are funny awkward cheesy and if i ever hear my sons use them when they get older i ll disown them in the blink of an eye. I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you. Could you give me directions to your apartment.
Cause whatever you say i ll always agree with you. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art. Being a single father i thought i would share some christian pick up lines.
Your name must be milk or honey cuz you feel like something i was promised. You re like the gluten in my communion bread. Either that or use it on my wife and see if it works.
Ed newton shared two of them which are below. I d marry leah if it meant i d also get to marry you. That only happens when i see you.
And then i would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder look you re nearly 22. Roses are red my face is too. Funny pick up lines.
I m usually not very prophetic but i can see us together. On a scale of 1 to 10 you re a 9. I m new in town.
Are you terms and conditions. 23 of the best christian pick up lines bible jokes and bible riddles by margaret 21 comments i believe one of the great wonders of life is being silly and playing and laughing. These pick up lines are cheesy funny corny cute and nerdy.
I think that pick up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Are you a cat because i m feline a connection between us.
