Mean Jokes To Tell Your Girlfriend
50 amazing jokes you can text to friends.
Mean jokes to tell your girlfriend. The last 15 girlfriend jokes. This joke may contain profanity. Keep the tip shittyshittymorph.
You re not pretty enough to have such an ugly personality. The father says it means happy to his son to which the son replies dad are you gay the father laughs and says no son i have a wife. What kind of running means walking.
A child asks his father what gay means. A love joke is a great thing to send to your significant other in the middle of the day. You can write one in a card for an anniversary or you can leave a joke in your significant other s lunch box if they take one to work.
It s bro s before hoes not bro s over your girlfriend. The first girl says my boyfriend can fit a whole fist up there the second girl says ha my boyfriend can fit two fists and a foot the third girl just smiles as she slides down the bar stool belexa. Everyone can use a good laugh now and then.
Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. A big list of mean jokes. Your girlfriend is like a meat locker every guy wants to store his meat in her.
Whether you live together or live long distance it is a cute and thoughtful gesture. The key word is fun keep things light and flirty. Since texting is the most common form of communication for many people why not work a few textable jokes into your repertoire.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom. Running out of gas. When ordering pizza you know the date when you re too tired to go out so you stay in order a pizza and watch netflix.
Did you hear about the. Twitter asks what i m doing. So tell the joke as it s meant to be a funny joke not a degrading comment.
Foursquare asks where i am. I hide behind sarcasm because telling you to go fuck yourself is rude in most social situations. The internet has turned into a crazy girlfriend.
You can send a love joke after you have had a great date or after you have had a small disagreement. 40 dumb funny jokes that you can laugh at and tell to your friends. Facebook asks what i m thinking.
I am over 18. From classic one liners to contemporary puns these 50 textable jokes. You re the reason i prefer animals to people.
Want to put a smile on someone s face. Every year over 400 thousand people are killed by their smoking habit. What does a leper say after having sex with a prostitute.
111 of them in fact. At least to start with. To avoid confusion don t try and tell this joke to your boyfriend if he is currently smoking a cigarette.
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