Pickup Line Jokes
The pickup lines you re about to read are extremely bad and should never be taken seriously use with sarcasm and at your own risk.
Pickup line jokes. If you were a steak you would be well done. Inheriting 80 million dollars doesn t mean much when you have a weak heart. Somebody call the cops because it s got to be illegal to look that good.
I m like a rubik s cube the more you play with me the harder i get. I m not a hipster but i can make your hips stir. Introducing yourself to someone new is always scary the possibility of rejection is part of the deal but if you use a pick up line that s just cheesy or silly enough you might make them laugh and that s at least a step in the right direction.
Well probably because they make us cringe. These raunchy inappropriate dirty pick up lines probably won t earn you a date but they will definitely earn you a laugh. The best cheesy pick up lines go ahead feel my shirt.
I must be a snowflake because i ve fallen for you. Hey baby lets play army i ll lay down you can blow me up. I know you re busy today but can you add me to your to do list.
Hey are your parents beavers cuz dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hi i m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn t have to be. Is that a mirror in your pants because i can see myself in them. Like a broken pencil life without you is pointless.
I ve met a beautiful girl but she s trapped at the bottom of a well the shopkeeper reaches behind the counter and pulls out a long cord. A man runs into a store. Anyone with a good sense of humor will appreciate them.
He approaches the shopkeeper and exclaims help. They can show off your quirky sense of humor and while they might not work with every girl. Roses are red violets are blue you can be my cinderella i ll even give you a shoe country boys don t need pick up lines cause they ve got pick up trucks.
You can break them out whenever there is a lull in conversation with your friends or whenever you want to break the ice with someone new. Because of you i laugh a little harder cry a little less and smile a lot more. If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is christmas can i visit you in between the holidays.
If your left leg was christmas and your right was thanksgiving could i visit between the holidays. Baby i m like milk i ll do your body good.
